cock n ball medly

Noun- A situation where you are required to take unwarranted beef missles to the face while trying to do your job.

Mechanic A: What are you working on there?
Mechanic B: A real buttwagon, turbo WRX.
Mechanic A: Sounds like a real cock n ball medly.

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cock n ball torture

the act of grabbing man balls put in door hold ejaculate

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defined as torture of the male genitalia and testicles, that is um, pleasurable to say the least

" Stfu before I give you Cock n Ball Torture".

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The act of dropping a bowling ball on a Zoophile or similar offenders Dick, crushing it and destroying it.

Guy 1: Bro I used cock n ball torture on this one zoophile! Guy 2: Thats awesome!!!!

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When a chicken and a basketball get fucking beat so hard the cock can't produce any more eggs, and the basketball can't be played with.

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