cock goblin

1) A small creature, usually green in color, who resides in a human male's shorts and snuggles ever so gently with the cock. (useable as an insult)

1. I love my little cock goblin.
2. Wow, Jessica is such a cock goblin!

by Hoffman, Hoffbeast January 28, 2008

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a homosexual, in particular, a gay man.

you see that guy's short shorts? what a cock goblin!

by sogracefullyunaware May 4, 2007

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when some faggot or a skank ass bitch has been cock punched so omany times that their face resembles a cock and a goblin at the same time....hence the name cock goblin

DAMN, that ugly fuck looks like a cock goblin

by jesus March 18, 2003

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being yoshi in supa smah

let me play n64 super smash bros you cock goblin

by snowmanms10 September 16, 2010

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1. cock of a goblin
2. the band behind the dragon fucker

frank: do you like goblin cock??
jonas: gobling cock? yeah everyday

by gobliner May 9, 2022

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(alt. Crotch Goblin) An elected official (often a fascist) who introduces or supports legislation interrogating people's (esp. children's) genitalia while simultaneously removing those people's rights.

Republicans introducing legislation to remove the rights of transgender people are cock goblins.

by CherryTart February 15, 2023

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