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cock goblin

1) A small creature, usually green in color, who resides in a human male's shorts and snuggles ever so gently with the cock. (useable as an insult)
1. I love my little cock goblin.
2. Wow, Jessica is such a cock goblin!
by Hoffman, Hoffbeast January 28, 2008
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cock goblin

you see that guy's short shorts? what a cock goblin!
by sogracefullyunaware May 4, 2007
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cock goblin

when some faggot or a skank ass bitch has been cock punched so omany times that their face resembles a cock and a goblin at the same time....hence the name cock goblin
DAMN, that ugly fuck looks like a cock goblin
by jesus March 18, 2003
mugGet the cock goblinmug.

cock goblin

daneel niggle berries
being yoshi in supa smah
let me play n64 super smash bros you cock goblin
by snowmanms10 September 16, 2010
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goblin cock

1. cock of a goblin
2. the band behind the dragon fucker
frank: do you like goblin cock??
jonas: gobling cock? yeah everyday
by gobliner May 9, 2022
mugGet the goblin cockmug.

Cock goblin

1. A driver who, having initially sped up to pass another driver, proceeds to drive at the exact same speed as the other car.

2. A driver who is going at a slower speed than another driver who speeds up to the same velocity as that driver instead of letting them pass.
Can you believe how many cock goblins there are in this road? I never want to drive in Virginia ever again.
by jaggazoom November 11, 2017
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cock robbin goblin

created by Annabelle Calypso (shes a tik toker)

someone who takes your man
A: “mannn this bitch stole my man shes a real cock robbin goblin
by mollymuncherr June 26, 2023
mugGet the cock robbin goblinmug.

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