clutter day

Clutter Day is a Secular Holiday with spiritual overtones. On Clutter Day, one disposes of combustible material which has emotional significance, but no further practical use. It is the respectful way of ridding oneself of Clutter. Ideally, friends gather in a quiet natural space and burn their Clutter together.

As soon as I finish this UD definition, I will invite my friends to a Clutter Day in the (South Jersey) pines.

by bisfikisme January 17, 2017

shitter clitter

Revision of Poopina

She wipes back to front now she has a shitter clitter.

by BrandolphBallhaira January 15, 2018

trailer clutter

Noun.

Trailer clutter is the assortment of ridiculous clutter in any area of the property. Usually best descibed by a full kitchen such as pasta maker, pasta boiler, toaster, toaster oven, blender, microwave oven, vegetable steamer, vegetable shredder, food processor, etc. Essentially, clutter from someone who buys accessories to prove they are part of the electrical generation. However, now that all the 'material' is on display the cluttered space is no longer of any use.

I started dating a cute girl but quickly had to leave when it became apparent based on her kitchen and bathroom that my life with her would be filled with trailer clutter.

by Jeffy P February 7, 2007

human clutter

Generally used in a professional setting, human clutter refers to a person who is so unproductive and utterly worthless that they are a detriment to the rest of the team. These people get in the way of other coworkers getting shit done.

The human equivalent to a bunch of plastic toys strewn across the floor.

Lindsay is a server at a busy restaurant. Lindsay makes messes all the time, but slacks off during cleanup. Lindsay stands around in the kitchen when she doesn't have any food coming up and should really be watching her tables. Lindsay is human clutter.

by Quinton July 26, 2006

clitter tickle

The use of the thumb on the clitoris while performing the shocker( 2 in the pink 1 in the stink).

When I gave her the shocker I surprised her with the clitter tickle, with my thumb.

by Sanijolu July 22, 2017

Clutter Rush

In the game Rainbow Six Siege. A full team of the loudest pathfinder operators in the game.

For attack: Fuze, Thermite, Glaz, Montagne and Blitz
For defence: Kapkan, Rook, Doc, Tachanka, Castle

Team Member 1: Yo, do you want to clutter rush.
Team Member 2: Yeah sure I'll go Thermite

by ChrisFlaps69 April 2, 2020

Clitter

What Anderson Cooper of CNN mistakenly called Twitter during the 2020 Presidential election coverage. Clearly he had more important things on his mind.

Anderson Cooper likes to tweet on his Clitter account.

by MFGJokers November 4, 2020