A delicious meal, although you can not have them because they are mine and I keep them to myself--aw?
Cartman: No, Kitty! These are my spicy-hot Louisiana-baked Chicken Tenders!
Kitty: Reowr.
Cartman: No, Kitty!
by Gary Hatfield October 25, 2007
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tender chicken

the female equivalent of a hard-on -- "when your twinky tingles"
"That hot boy gives me tender chicken"
by Valcious August 07, 2006
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tender chicken

when one has taken it up the butt so much their ass hole has become more tender then chicken boiled for over an hour
my buttbuddy, thanks to me, has some tender chicken
by g unit December 29, 2004
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What a woman typically says to her husband when her lips begin to hang.
Man- Honey, your lips are loose.

Wife- It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken
by goatgoatgoat666 May 08, 2013
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water park chicken tenders

Any chicken strip or chicken nugget that tastes like it came straight from your local shitty water park’s concession stand
“I’m such a picky eater man, I didn’t want to come to this Mexican spot.”
“Yeah bro, what are you even going to order?!”
“I’ll probably end up with some fuckin water park chicken tenders.”

“Everything about the meal was awful, from the frozen fries to the water park chicken tenders.”
by Birkin Lewen September 30, 2022
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