capt boats

A term used to describe a sexual act in which a man ejaculates into another mans asshole, and then sticks a straw in that asshole and sucks out the sperm.

Capt boats - Slurp slurp, the seas are a wavy today boy

by Shwiggityshwoo June 13, 2023

Capt-e-tan

Capt-e-tan is a different or funnier way of saying Captain.

Look here Capt-e-tan, it’s time for me to go!!

by Hankscolts November 22, 2022

The Capt Kirk

Nickname to the lovely city of Albuerquerque, NM. Most popularized by the movie: The Goods

So how's The Capt Kirk this time of year?

We'll it is... what it is...

by Esco Da Don February 01, 2010

Capt Finny

A condom or profalactive.

I always carry a Capt Finny for the times out on the 'sea of love'. Capt Finny keeps my sea men from going to the overboard depths of child support.

by roy dor November 08, 2007

Capt. Price

A hot older man that can be mine any day

CAPT. PRICE IS DADDY

by ❤️British 🇬🇧 gal❤️ November 15, 2023

capt falcon

that one screaming guy in smack bros 64, he was really op and could kill at early percent with the stupid powerful moves he was given. He was also in the F-zero video game line.

FALCON KICK FALCON PUNCH SHOW ME YA MOVES YEAS! FFFFFFALCON! capt falcon is stupid..

by The person who wants to die. February 28, 2019