Capri-sun

If you are about to have sex with a larger woman and you can not get it in the hole. You then just jam it into any crease because you are tired of trying to use the hole provided for you.

Her pussy was so hard to find I had to Capri-sun that bitch.

by Blind zach June 20, 2018

capri-sun

What all of the FIFA soccer players get to drink after they get carted off the field on a stretcher for a hang nail. After they wipe their tears away, they'll enter the game in tip top shape on the very next play. Thanks to their capri-sun.

capri-sun is the official sponsor drink for pansies around the world.

by Walter Johnston August 2, 2006

Capri-Sun

Capri-Sun (ing) - The result of air pressure build up in the anal passage resulting in discharge, like when you blow air into the straw of a Capri-Sun.

"She offered anal but I'm worried I might Capri-Sun myself"

by BlackMantis September 13, 2014

Capri-Sun

A drink that'll dry up your mouth in seconds.
I hate it.
Even if it does taste good O_O

I drink Capri-Sun at lunch.

by Chocoholic789456 November 12, 2009

capri-sun

Best drink ever. Its the best AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!!!

Oh yeah, capri-sun tastes like a banger!

by SpicyChili69 March 27, 2023

Capri-Sun manoeuvre

When she sticks a straw in your dick hole and you use it to pee in her mouth.

She thought sticking a strw in my dick is gonna hurt me but I Capri-sun manoeuvre her.

by Fluidic_Poduzetnik December 13, 2018

Capri-Sun Funland

A theme park based around the Capri-Sun soft drink. It is known for having a very fun water slide. No artificial ingredients allowed!

Any sentient soft drink who wishes to enter Capri-Sun Funland is scanned by a high-tech machine to see if they contain any artificial ingredients. Sentient soft drinks who contain artificial ingredients will be denied entry.

"Capri-Sun Funland - can't wait! Next stop, the water slide!"

by Sussy Bazinga September 21, 2022