calm your tits

Wow David's text was a bit much... Hey David calm your tits.

by canea October 21, 2020

Tit-calming

The act of calming one's tits by doing calming things. Like tit massages.

Becca: WHY ARE YOU SO ANNOYING?
*Vinit calms tits*
Becca: Wow, Vinit, you have mastered the art of tit-calming.

by TitsFromDahisar November 7, 2019

When someone gets excited, upset, angry over anything calm ur tits is the perfect response to almost anything.

by Lunalove1432 January 5, 2022

If an Italian girl is in rage and wants herself or humans sourring herself to calm the f*** down

Jeanne: OMG I totally failed this exam
Claude : Stephen fell out of love with me!!
Giorgina: GUYS, CALM YOUR TITS!

by claudethehot September 3, 2020

so calm tits is tits but calm

Your tits are calm, quite unlike my agitated tits.

Calm tits are the best tits.

by calm tits July 10, 2023