Cake

Every asexuals first love
An Asexual:sure sex is cool an all but have you ever tried CAKE
by Monkeyabcvedhalpme December 27, 2020
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A mouth-watering thick ‘ol booty that when eaten leaves you cross-eyed.
Damn, that Kusi got cake so fire ima get diabetes overnight!
by Craig Pulitzer December 14, 2020
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1) A sweet pastry used for numerous occasions/parties.
2) To describe somoething very easy.
3) A very kick-ass band from Sacramento, CA. Very original sound, and a great live show. Current albums (in order) are: Motorcade of Generosity, Fashion Nugget, Prolonging the Magic, Comfort Eagle, and their newest album Pressure Chief.
1) Wow, that cake's delicious!
2) That test was cake and I didn't even study.
3) Cake is such an awesome band. I just came back from a concert of theirs and WOW!
by Matt October 17, 2004
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What you would call a girl with a really big ass
by mr.ilovecake March 12, 2009
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Cake is sex.
Dude, let's hm have his cake.
by bigboy48 December 05, 2010
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by Intelligence001 June 26, 2016
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The cake i am referring to is in the PC game by Valve, Portal. The game itself is a first-person kinda shooting kinda puzzle. You are promised cake if you finish the test. THE CAKE IS A LIE! Test 16, there is a small semi-hidden room with the words "the cake is a lie" written over and over. There are more rooms like it but who cares. If you are awesome enough to finish (like me) you will get not only get to see the cake, but the actual recipe to make your own cake (i hope you like fish, rhubarb, and sediment shaped sediment)
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
by g36angel December 26, 2008
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