Cained

'Cained is an abbreviation for COcained and refers to getting oneself under the influence of cocaine.

"I think I'll get 'cained this afternoon" means I am going to use large amounts of cocaine.

by Modiferous November 1, 2005

Herman Cained

When you grab a woman behind her head and force her head into your lap.

I just grabbed her head and Herman Cained that bitch.

by Ajohns5 January 1, 2012

Cained

When someone makes a rhetorical and redundant statement about a situation to seem humorous and intelligent. Instead of coming off as such, it usually reduces the intellect of the person making the statement. This is often, and efficiently done by the semi-retarded and socially inept character Horatio Caine on CSI Miami. The usual result is that the person hearing this will roll their eyes, sigh, and change the channel. Also referred to as Tautology.

Suspect #1 - " I swear I didn't touch her!"
H. Caine - "You don't have to touch someone to shoot them."
Suspect #2 - "Shit, dude... you just got Cained!!"

by the Den of Iniquity May 11, 2010

Cained

Attending a public gathering full of anti-maskers, catching COVID-19 there, and dying. The term is a reference to former presidential candidate and Godfather's Pizza CEO Herman Cain, who attended a Trump rally in Tulsa, Oklahoma, without a mask and then died of COVID-19 a month later.

I hate to miss my best friend's wedding, but her relatives are a bunch of rat-licking anti-maskers, and I sure as hell don't want to get Cained!

by Blup Borker August 7, 2020