CPS

CPS (Confused Penis Syndrome) - Akwardly arousing situations may cause a CPS.
The following examples might cause a CPS
1. Seeing yourself with the change sex filter
2. 70 year old nip slip
3. Lola Bunny
3. Kim Possible
by BoiMich69 February 21, 2022
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pedos like CP
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Clown Point System.

A point system that calculates how much of a clown someone is
Person 1: **Does something stupid

Person 2: That’s 25 clown points for the CPS!
by niteflyer March 12, 2020
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Cumshots Per Second
A sexual arousal measuring scale.
That girl is totally a 5 cps.
by Monsieur C March 27, 2014
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chronic pussy syndrome - when someone is being a total pussy
Bro she’s being a total bitch!”
Nah you just have cps”
by cykjhdduk July 24, 2019
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tourist is best in competitive programming! He is really CP god
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CPS (aka Cold Penis Special) is when a man covers ones penis in water and puts it in the freezer, once frozen the male must have intercourse with a frozen penis.
tyler:i served up the good ol' CPS to brittany last night
by man who indulges in balls December 14, 2021
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