coldplay

fucking shit band, makes you want to kill yourself when you hear any of their songs

coldplay chris martin

by spacy October 14, 2008

coldplay

a terrible excuse for rock music
they really deserve the genre "alternative bullshit"

did you hear that song?
wait....that was a song.i thought that was some crappy ass garage band.
no man that was by coldplay

by bragkiller December 22, 2008

coldplay

Generic rock band who sounds like all of the 1000 "alternative" bands you hear on the FM radio.

Oh god Coldplay is on, let me change the channel.

or

"You know who I know you're gay?"

"How?"

"You like Coldplay"

by turn that shit off May 2, 2007

coldplay

Way overrated band that just sounds like noise.

Coldplay sucks...quite a bit.

by asy September 4, 2006

coldplay

A terribly overrated and mediocre band. Basically they sound like Radiohead if they had gotten stuck on "The Bends" and never evolved their sound. Highly accessible and digestible, usually adored by people who think Radiohead is "too weird" or girls who think they like "deep" music. Lead vocalist Chris Martin is a pretentious d-bag whose lyrics consist of nothing but stale cliches passed off as life-changing revelations.

Coldplay can be identified by their trite, universal lyrics like: "Every step that you take / could be your biggest mistake / It could bend or it could break / But that's the risk that you take"

by EonBlue987 May 13, 2008

Coldplay

1. A band that writes easily accessible music that happens to be entirely void of meaningful substance.

2. Adult contemporary emo

3. Shit on a stick

Hi! My name is Chris Martin from the rock and roll band Coldplay. All I want to do is be like Thom Yorke, save the world, and name my kids after fruit!! OMG <333

by likeyehokwhatev June 1, 2007

Coldplay

Noise that people call music and every song sounds the same.

Just a way for people to be cool

The sound of styrofoam rubbing together is Coldplay.

or

Eww, you like Coldplay? You must hate life!

by Micheal Ricard III February 19, 2009