Chuck Norris

The sex symbol for many closet homosexuals. Chuck Norris, at best, is a C grade actor, and at best a rusty "martial artist" and I use that term loosely. Was taught personally by Bruce Lee, alongside Kareem Abdul Jabaar, costarred in movies with Bruce Lee. Has never been associated with anything actually worth purchasing. Is idolized by many who are ignorant and refer to him in many homo-erotic "jokes." Falls into the same crap category as Steven "Squinty" Seagal, who surprisingly was actually a martial artist but lost his grip on martial arts in Hollywood.
"Hey did you know that chuck norris doesn't have a..."
"Yes I've heard that one about a billion times, hey did you know that chuck norris was only ever in fake fights? Good for him too, he might lose a limb. Sonny Chiba and Bruce Lee would both easily kick his ass."
by sonnychibaisbetter February 21, 2008
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Person 1: LOLOOLOL OMG CHUCK NOORIS I ROUNDHOOSE KICK YUU! CHUK IS GOD!<3<333 OMG CHUCK NORRIS
Person 2: Please shut up, no one cares about Chuck Norris.
by lemon stealing whore May 04, 2013
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Having sex with a girl, when you are about to ejaculate pull out, and give her a round house kick.
Every year on my birthday Jen lets me give her a Chuck Norris.
by Tony G in Florida May 19, 2007
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Once a respected actor, now just a way to be cool, I mean, seriusly, most everybody that says those damn jokes don't know about his show, or even the lever that used to be on Conan o' Brian. What has the world come to?
Chuck norris was once funny, until not funny people started bringing those jokes to school and resiteing them to everybody and thinking that they are so funny
HAHAHA
thanks for beating a dead horse
by Pat and Brandon July 21, 2006
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Chuck Norris

A person, who got a high reputation due to some kids' high imagination. Chuck Norris is nothing, but an un-attractive person who's physically weak as a fly. The whole truth about him, will be revealed on the example below:
Chuck Norris secretly wears womens' underwear.
by MoonLightGr89 April 05, 2009
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Chuck Norris

The act of kicking a girl in the back of the head while she is mounting you.
I didn't like that bitch so i gave her the ol' Chuck Norris.
by Oakie Oakerson June 09, 2006
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This is not the person Chuck Norris rather and act as in the act of Chuck Norrising sombody.
It essential is an abe lincoln but with rph.
It is where you ejaculate on someones face and stick red pubes to the face making a beard ressembaling Chuck Norris.
Dude that chick i hooked up with last night was a bitch so i Chuck Norrised her ass.
by Tyler Colvin January 25, 2008
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