Certified Lover Boy

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A combination of toxic masculinity and acceptance of truth which is inevitably heartbreaking.

I’m truly a certified lover boy

by Josiah’s wisdom August 24, 2025

Certified boy lover

Drake

Drake is a 'certified boy lover!

Drake: Ooh, Lil Wayne is too good, he's just too good!

by Icy Wyte June 15, 2022

certified boy lover

A certified boy lover is a person who loves one of three boys (or, if you’re lucky, all three) These boys are, Tyler the Creator, Frank Ocean and Steve Lacy. Only hot bitches are boy lovers, so if you find yourself one, hide them in your basement, play Xbox with them, listen to ‘in search of’ and eat donuts while conversing over what church does.

Jay: Damn that girl’s so different and quirky
Jae: Yeah, she definitely a certified boy lover, look, she’s listening to Frank right now.

by certifiedboylover August 24, 2022