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calaveras county

A county in California...it's really small, really boring, and really gay. Lots of pot heads because there's nothing to do, and we get days out of school to celebrate a fair that jumps frogs. We have a pow wow which is a show for rocks, and lots of out county is just feilds. We have really curvy roads which we all drive like crazy on. It takes us a few minuets to get to a lake, but 45 to an hour to get to a mall, movie or anything fun. Lots of cows, cool sunsets, lots of deputies...yes deputies, that don't get us in trouble for shit. We all say dude, chick, awesome, man, weird, fag and yeah a lot.
calaveras county kid: Dude you wanna go to the Frog Jump and smoke some pot behind the bathrooms?
calaveras county kid2: what man? hahaha im so stoned
calavreas county kid3: yeah man, awesome!
city kid: wtf is a frog jump?
calaveras county kids 1, 2, 3:hahaha you're so lame
by chy October 25, 2005
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Calavera Hills

A bunch of hooligans residing around Calavera Mountain. Also referred to as the holy lands. Home of the Calavera Cids.
You’re going to Calavera Hills? You better bring a weapon.
by Jperp17 September 23, 2019
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canaval

gay or stupid also see queer
John probably said that like a canaval.
by yo yo yickidie yo December 15, 2008
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calaveras county

the other definition of this county is totally wrong and they dont know what they are talking about they are prolly depressed an need to go to the doctor, calaveras county is located about 1 and 1/2 hours east of sacramento, with small towns like Valley Springs and San Andreas. Alot of retirees come here to settle down in life and some of there kids hate it. But maybe those kids that bitch alot should just learn to drive, honestly calaveras county isnt that badd, it peaceful, quite, not as much crime as the city, if you hear badd things about it, its just from those little wanna be gangstas that think there from the bay area an never even seen the ocean, lots of people from the city like it up here an the driving is way easier then the city
Alot of these stupid kids in Calaveras county think there little gangsters and pose by saying words like thizz and ride the yellow bus, but really they are from calaveras and its not a thing to be shamed of.
by xeno1033 January 1, 2006
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calateral

aka, hardcore or extream.
dude, did ya c that. that was calateral.

stop being so calateral. your scaring the chewbaccas.
by bashsilent.tk January 24, 2004
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canastral

verb; to apply more power to an object.
Give it a bit more canastral

Put a bit of canastral on that
by Pegasus Ezekial July 7, 2011
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Carniveral

A species that previously ate plant life now eating meat due people throwing out table scraps or birds such as sparrows eating catfood with animal and fish products in it.
Those birds have become carniveral. Look at the way they devour those table scraps with meat in them!
by 777man June 4, 2016
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