Calhoun County High School

The shitty highschool located in Calhoun County, SC. Known for hallways that naturally smell like weed and musk, black kids that think they have the best system and the loudest speakers, white kids that can’t afford to go to the private school across the railroad tracks, Mexicans that think they’re black, and every upperclassmen telling freshman that there’s a pool on top of the gym.
Calhoun County High School is the melting pot of the county
by 6lock6oi January 03, 2019
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Adam Lee Calhoun

The sweetest man on the face of the Earth. He always thinks of others before himself and deserves more than he gets in life. He's a catch and any woman is lucky beyond words to have him in her life
I need me some Adam Lee Calhoun in my life!
by Smltwngrl December 26, 2024
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Branden Calhoun

Being butthurt means being aggravated, pissed off, or bugged over something completely trivial. Usually when people are butthurt they are really dramatic about it. Most people like to laugh at or even mock the annoyance of butthurt people because their reasoning for being so butthurt is ridiculously stupid.
Guy 1: Typical Chandler is "Branden Calhoun" again about us drinking one of his beers and hiding his bike.

Guy 2: Yeah, he was really Branden Calhoun" last night when he lost beer pong and I called him a little bitch.

Guy 1: When will Chandler ever learn to take a joke?

Guy 2: Who cares? Its funny.
by CigarilloDino November 18, 2016
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Branden Calhoun

Being butthurt means being aggravated, pissed off, or bugged over something completely trivial. Usually when people are butthurt they are really dramatic about it. Most people like to laugh at or even mock the annoyance of butthurt people because their reasoning for being so butthurt is ridiculously stupid.
Guy 1: Typical Chandler is "Branden Calhoun" again about us drinking one of his beers and hiding his bike.

Guy 2: Yeah, he was really Branden Calhoun" last night when he lost beer pong and I called him a little bitch.

Guy 1: When will Chandler ever learn to take a joke?

Guy 2: Who cares? Its funny.
by CigarilloDino November 18, 2016
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John Calhoun

A man who ruins everything he touches. A racist asshole. Henry Clay’s boyfriend, but he will break off their engagement. However, he has cheekbones so sharp they can slice bread, and young men licked his toes
I can’t believe how many ao3 fanfictions involve John Calhoun, who sucked!
by Dan’l Not Daniel March 18, 2023
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Vivian Kate Calhoun

whats ur name

ur mom, jk its vivian kate calhoun

oh em gee that means ur a baddie and hot and let me date you

no

secs?

no

ok
by XxSlenderChipxX September 27, 2021
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Chris Calhoun

One chill ass dude! If you're having a party make sure you invite him. He'll make any party an everlasting memory.
Man you're so cool I oughtta call you Chris Calhoun!
by HippieDream420 August 10, 2020
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