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box of butt hair

Something so insane and disturbing that it has no defensible or rational explanation. Used as an object for comparison to someone, something, or some act by another person.
Did you see what Sally did? That bitch is crazier than a box of butt hair.
by anteefunkee January 13, 2009
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buttheir

A medical condition for your ass in which you grow a lot of hair. Very painful. Increases chances of COVID-19
Noah went to the doctor and found out he had buttheir.
by Elizabeth Elam September 22, 2021
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butt hair combover

When a person doesn’t trim their butt hair and it gets so long it can be combed over their butt hole.
Trump looks like he has a butt hair combover.
by Papazesty January 7, 2026
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