A branch of Atheism based upon the belief that human milk keeps spirits away and is the true god of heaven and hell.
I practice Burtism everyday when I milk my fat tits and slather it onto my body to preserve my age and keep that pesky Zozo from my house.
by Atom Heart April 23, 2021
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"Gah dayum... that girl on some maaad bumbism right there. I can hardly breathe or think straight right now"
by Micc jagger June 3, 2021
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1. I feel like I was denied Critical Need to Know Information.
2. I knew it them S.O.B.s are always on the learning curve.
1. I feel like I was denied Critical Need to Know Information.
2. I knew it them S.O.B.s are always on the learning curve.
by Midwestern idiot July 23, 2024
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