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ballsnatch

The area between a man's ballsack and anus.
Every time I go on a long hike I chafe in my ballsnatch. It never fails.
by SquareGrooper July 20, 2009
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ballsnatcher

Someone who grabs someone's balls unsuspectedly and without warning.
"That bitch Terry just grabbed my balls, fucking ballsnatcher."
by Terry Dowell Brown November 22, 2006
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buttsnitch

The small piece of skin that connects your butt from your back, smells really bad! Usually is covering the anus....
You smell like a buttsnitch.
Shut up you buttsnitch!
It smells like buttsnitch in here.
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by [butt] [anus] [butthole] [leo] January 26, 2016
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bullshitception

when your tired of all the bullshit and all the bullshit you have to put up with because of all the bullshit and your life is basically just a big pile of bullshit.
"damn bruh you let them hoes get you down again?"
"yeah man these hoes trippin. my life has been a bullshitception lately."
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by tristobean March 10, 2016
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Athletic Ballsnatcher

When someone, usually over the age of 85, rides a bicycle and gets their nutsack stuck in the bicycle chain. It usually results in a painful yet hilarious removal of the scrotal skin from the oiled bike chain.
"Jack, did you see grandpa? Hes down the corner yelling help my nutsacks in the bike chain!" Looks like grandpa had an Athletic Ballsnatcher.
by Jack Smeoff August 1, 2012
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BallSnatch

1. The compulsive itching of balls in a way that makes it look like your having a seizure with your hand(s) in your pants.

2. Someone who is making a complete ass of them-self.
Jamal: OMG! Is he having a seizure?
Ajou: Naw, it's ok. He's just being a BallSnatch.

Alfonso: Why'd you have to shit in the urinal? You're being such a BallSnatch!
by BlackMasta420 January 10, 2010
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Bullshitshannanigans

Shannanigans- deceitful trickery, an underhanded act. Sometimes a playful or mischievous act; a prank.

Bullshit - Events, situations or retardedly non-functional things that are always annoying. You don't like it- whatever it is, and really you (probably) couldn't care any less about it. Usually because well, its fucking bullshit.

Bullshitshannangans - Bullshit and Shannanigans combined with an implied serious shittiness factor of x100 or greater.
Bullshitshannigans! Why wont this computer start!

"...So the ex-wife keeps getting me back in the sac. Bitch takes me back to court around a month later, every single time. This is serious bullshitshannanigans. I need to learn."

Sudbury busses could very well be the embodiment of bullshitshannanigans.
by ElevenOfSpades August 18, 2010
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