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Bulgarian Shit Twister 

When a woman squats over a man's meat stick while he is laying on his back, then unleashes a slightly loose dump similar to oatmeal. The woman then proceeds to insert the man's shlong into her anus and bounce on it while performing a plethora of consecutive 180 degree spins after each bounce; using her feces as lube.
Dude. Your mom gave me the best Bulgarian Shit Twister last night after your birthday party.

Bulgarian Shouting Match

An event that occurs between two or more people in various stalls of a public restroom. It begins when one person farts. If another person should fart and this continues back and forth, it becomes a Bulgarian Shouting Match.
Person #1: Hey, welcome back! How was lunch at that new Korean restaurant?
Person #2: Yeah the kimchi was good! Bathroom crowd was nasty though. I got into a Bulgarian Shouting Match in there!

Bulgarian Bullet 

The "Bulgarian Bullet" is a term for a very specific style of beer pong shot. The Bulgarian Bullet is a shot so straight that it often causes cups to tips over due to its force. Not to be confused with the "Fastball" shot, the Bulgarian Bullet is both a lot straighter and faster. Depending on the length of the table and the skill of the user the Bulgarian Bullet can be a fatal flaw or an unrelenting adversary. The term was first used by one Jake Midden (aka Jake the Snake) to describe the shooting style of his Bulgarian friend and beer pong partner Plamen Chakov.
Oh shit man! Did you see Plamen knock over the last cup with that Bulgarian Bullet?
Bulgarian Bullet by StabbyJoe89 February 22, 2008

Bulgarian weight loss 

Where were you?

Partaking in the Bulgarian weight loss program.

Bulgarian Ankle Wank 

The Bulgarain Ankle Wank originated in the Dupnitsa area circa 2000.

It is the act of squatting with ones manhood positioned between the ankles, then bouncing rhythmically until climax
I'm going home for a Bulgarian Ankle Wank
Bulgarian Ankle Wank by Blimmond December 4, 2015

Bulgarian Carpet Bomb 

When a guy from a great height takes a watery shit all over a load of people partying
Yo Dude did you get invited to Gibbs party?

No man, but i'm gonna take a load of laxative, sneak into the rafters then give them all a Bulgarian Carpet Bomb

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