Brown's Syndrome

The exhausting, maddening feeling when you're stranded at home waiting for the UPS guy to deliver your package. Symptoms include dozing off, hearing phantom diesel engines, restlessness, and a constant fear of leaving your waiting spot lest the UPS truck roll by while you're gone.

A: "Hey, B, you seem stressed out. Why don't you get out of the house and come see a movie with us?"
B: "I can't. I'm waiting for UPS to deliver a package, and it's giving me some serious Brown's Syndrome."

Brown's Syndrome by EnchantedPeanut July 11, 2011

brown skin syndrome

BSS is what a SELECT FEW of dark skinned, African American women who have a lot of unnecessary bitterness towards the light skinned ones.

These dark skinned girls with Brown Skin Syndrome are usually bald headed and insecure, and hate on light skinned girls for no reason.

This is not to say that light skin girls don't do this to the dark skinned girls either; I've seen a lot of stuck up light skinned girls, but in both the dark/light, the hella stank ones are pretty rare.

I can't stand bitches with brown skin syndrome. That shit gets on my nerves.

brown skin syndrome by Mulatto chick July 14, 2009

Brown eyed syndrome 

Someone who has brown eyes and can't see the golden blue eyes of other people and sees brown eyes instead.

She thinks he has brown eyes, she has brown eyed syndrome.

Brown eyed syndrome by A+AD August 11, 2018

brown girl syndrome 

A brown ( Indian / Pakistani / Bangladeshi) origin or decent girl on a dating site looking for marriage. The girl will start chatting and then make it known that she has marriage in her mind or will unmatch when the guy states her isn't on the site to look for a bride This is very typical of girls of South Asian descent.

The tinder match turned out to suffer from Brown Girl Syndrome

brown girl syndrome by TheBrownGuyAnon December 30, 2022

mike blown syndrome 

an unfortunate syndrome where you cant help but be really random and to make up random words and give them crazy definitions for mild humour.

oh no i got mike blown syndrome

mike blown syndrome by mike blown January 20, 2008

Bown's Syndrome 

Chronic lateness which happens every time the sufferer prepares to leave the house.

"I'm so sorry for being 4 hours late for your party, I have Bown's Syndrome so it's not my fault."

Bown's Syndrome by And Parasols October 23, 2013

Blown Ballsac Syndrome 

A very painful disorder, blown Ballsac syndrome is whenever you nut so hard your balls imploded on themselves quiet literally

MY SYNDROME IS BLOWN BALLSAC SYNDROME GOD FUCKING HELP ME

Blown Ballsac Syndrome by Blownbell66 March 28, 2022