Intrusive thoughts of self-doubt and despair, often associated with depression or anxiety, that crawl into your brain and make it hard to focus on other things.
I was going to go to the party, but my brain-weasels were so bad that I couldn't deal with other people that evening.
by e.m.b. December 16, 2015
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"Don't be a gizzard-brain, think about what you're doing"
by Jtallen February 11, 2020
Get the Gizzard-brain mug.Ciggy Butt Brain is when you have been abusing the dangerous effects of nicotine for too long and literally have cigarette filters in your head.
Darren "You got ciggy butt brain, that's all that they're gonna call you mate; ciggy butt brain"
Damo "Nuh uh unah nah mate....."
Darren "Cause you fuckin been scoffin away on them ciggies all day. All day all night ciggies."
Damo "Nuh uh unah nah mate....."
Darren "Cause you fuckin been scoffin away on them ciggies all day. All day all night ciggies."
by ashtray111 February 21, 2014
Get the Ciggy Butt Brain mug.The Shit Idiot Brain Fungus (or the S.I.B.F. as it is considered in the medical community), is one of the most deadly diseases known to mankind. It strikes at the cerebrum section of the brain and completely shuts it down. This leaves the victim in a state of eternal idiocy and stupidity. This condition affects countless people worldwide, and the symptoms are completely unnoticeable until it is far too late.
This disease was first invented as a bioweapon by Dr. J while he was locked in the basement of 2000 Presidential candidate Alfred Gorestrum (Al Gore). He planned to use this bioweapon on Senator Ted Cruz of Texas in an attempt to make him a raving dumbass. Little did Dr. J know, however, was that Ted Cruz was already the dumbest of raving dumbasses. Unfortunately, the fungus did spread to Ted Cruz and he is now a walking and talking gravemind of the fungus and looks to spread it to all those he comes into contact with and speaks to.
I am writing this definition from my bunker in Southern Kosovo in the hope that some wandering internet-goer finds this and puts an end to the fungus, and Ted Cruz, for once and for all. This is my last message to the world, goodbye.
This disease was first invented as a bioweapon by Dr. J while he was locked in the basement of 2000 Presidential candidate Alfred Gorestrum (Al Gore). He planned to use this bioweapon on Senator Ted Cruz of Texas in an attempt to make him a raving dumbass. Little did Dr. J know, however, was that Ted Cruz was already the dumbest of raving dumbasses. Unfortunately, the fungus did spread to Ted Cruz and he is now a walking and talking gravemind of the fungus and looks to spread it to all those he comes into contact with and speaks to.
I am writing this definition from my bunker in Southern Kosovo in the hope that some wandering internet-goer finds this and puts an end to the fungus, and Ted Cruz, for once and for all. This is my last message to the world, goodbye.
Person 1: "Yo, you want to hop on the Roblox Pacer Test Game, I really think that it might be a very enjoyable experience."
Person 2: "Bro what the fuck are you saying, have you or a loved one been in contact with a carrier of the Shit Idiot Brain Fungus (S.I.B.F.) or Ted Cruz himself in the past 30 days? You seem like you've come down with a real bad case of it."
Person 1: "Oh no, what if you're rig--- djasdfuiho asdhfgiubsf." *collapses to the floor in a broken heap and as a husk of his former self*
Person 2: "Bro what the fuck are you saying, have you or a loved one been in contact with a carrier of the Shit Idiot Brain Fungus (S.I.B.F.) or Ted Cruz himself in the past 30 days? You seem like you've come down with a real bad case of it."
Person 1: "Oh no, what if you're rig--- djasdfuiho asdhfgiubsf." *collapses to the floor in a broken heap and as a husk of his former self*
by BizarrePolicy May 4, 2021
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1. If your girlfriend is calling you this, smile or laugh and call her Wise Girl. She would love it, and love you more.
2. If anyone else calls you that, feel free to call him/ her any names you want, though it's best to call them "Pinecone face".
1. If your girlfriend is calling you this, smile or laugh and call her Wise Girl. She would love it, and love you more.
2. If anyone else calls you that, feel free to call him/ her any names you want, though it's best to call them "Pinecone face".
Gf: "Hey Seaweed Brain!"
Me: *smiles* "Hey Wise Girl!"
Random Guy: "Yo Seaweed Brain!"
Me: "Don't ever, EVER, call me that again, Pinecone Face!"
Me: *smiles* "Hey Wise Girl!"
Random Guy: "Yo Seaweed Brain!"
Me: "Don't ever, EVER, call me that again, Pinecone Face!"
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