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Braedon

Braedon, a manipulative cheating boy, licenseless and diplomaless . He can’t hold a girl for longer then two weeks. Nor can he resist to cheat on them with fat, ugly, tall, bunion, bitchy, thin haired girls. He also can’t resist the urge (when he’s jealous) to use his girlfriends, then go on to ignore them on months end. He can’t change his mentality, physic or how he acts. His girlfriend finally breaks up with him, after all of the crap that he added to her already crappy life, and instead of being her friend like he told her prior to her breaking up with him. He blocks her multiple times. Later after 4 months of having her blocked he unblocks her, he goes to pretend that he was extremely ‘emotionally abused’ by his ex. Then gets jealous and calls said ex ‘loose’ as if he ever took female sex organ anatomy, ps, he didn’t.

Moral of the story, he deserves anything that happens to him in the next 5 years, because you can’t just go around and crap on peoples already shitty lives just because your parents don’t discipline you.
Hey did you hear about that girl named E***** and her ex Braedon?

Oh yea! He treated her like fucking shit! As if he'd ever understand how exhausting her life is
by x.X2233 November 27, 2021
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braedon

Braedon is a hot as heterosexual. all the girls want to be with him all the guys are jeleous of him. He is probably the smartest guy at your school.
Girl 1: "I so wanna go out with Braedon,"
Girl 2: "Nah his way above your league, and i'd probably kill you if you did"
Girl 3: yeah he likes boobs and kissing sex and vags
by theexpertontruth February 24, 2014
mugGet the braedonmug.

dirty braedon

when you cum in your partners belly button and make them drink it like a jelly shot
woah, you gave her a Dirty Braedon!
by Dirtyjamie October 18, 2017
mugGet the dirty braedonmug.

braedon laskan

braedon laskan is so fine but he's just my acquaintance for now :)
by braedonsgf March 9, 2022
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Braedon Blank

Braedon Blank is the nicest, kind, richest person ever!
by MinocquaFuck May 31, 2021
mugGet the Braedon Blankmug.

braedon laskan

braedon laskan is ma bestie
by braedonsgf March 9, 2022
mugGet the braedon laskanmug.

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