Boy Scouts of America 

A paramilitary group full of young and impressionable children that undergo harsh training, torture, and Hunger Games-like wilderness survival training in order to one day take over the world with martial law in mind.

The Boy Scouts of America are coming!
Oh shit run for it!

Boy Scouts of America by Gentleman Dodo October 10, 2022

boy scouts of america 

those fucks that spend their time butt-fucking each other and helping old women across the street

I know this kid jim, hes in the boy scouts... hes got aids... in his ass...

boy scouts of america by Adrian Salazar May 10, 2005

Boyscouts of America 

A very misunderstood organization that instills morales and values into the male youth of America. It is often look down upon as uncool and homosexual due to things such as merit badges and week long all boy scout camps. In the long run, colleges and business think very highly of Eagle Scouts.

Tom: Hey Johnny, what did you do at scout camp, make lanyards and baskets?

Johnny: No, I spent the night in the mountains with my troop.

Tom: HA! You slept in the mountains with a bunch of guys? What a fag!

Johnny: Dude, I'll be the one laughing when I'm the CEO of a company and you're working at McDonalds.

*10 years later Johnny drives his Mercedes through a McDonald's drive through*

Johnny: Oh hi Tom! So you work at a McDonalds?

Tom: Yea....HEY am I still able to join the Boyscouts of America?

Johnny: No sorry! You have to be 18 or younger to earn Eagle!

Tom: Aw dam. I guess I'll join the coastguard then!

Boyscouts of America by BlueSharpie22 August 17, 2011