Boston cream pie

When the man, wearing a Larry Bird jersey, is about to nut he backs off behind the three point line. This allows the woman, wearing a Paul Pierce jersey, to gather her explosive diarrhea. He then nuts on a nerf basketball, shoots the three in her ass, and she rejects the shot at the rim... obviously.
"I was going for a triple double but she blocked my boston cream pie at the buzzer."
by Shnikkes May 03, 2022
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The act of ejaculating into a woman's vagina/anus while holding out the pinky finger mimicking drinking tea.
by Jack Mifoo May 13, 2009
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a boston cream pie is when the male takes his penis and enters the rectal area from behind so there is a lot of "poo poo" on the penis and then he makes the female suck on his penis so he ejaculates thus having a brown (chocolate) penis with seamen spewing out which is the cream.
jon gave lindsey and boston cream pie which was amazing becuase she loved it when his poo penis spluged in her face.
by barnacle billys July 24, 2006
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Boston cream pie

When a man ejaculates and urinates inside a woman's vagina. Then she pushes it out into his mouth to eat.
I was so wasted last night I let my girlfriend give me a Boston cream pie.
by Iggy54 October 17, 2017
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The sexual act of a large group of men ejaculating in a women's mouth then when everybody's finished in her she spits it out all over a chocolate fudge vanilla cake and serves it up to a dog and then legend has it the dog gets sick and throws up all of the semen all over her chest and then she attempts to shove as much throw up in her pussy as possible through a injecting device then spit it back out of her pussy again onto the dog. It's usually common to find the men wearing David Ortiz Red Sox jerseys and listening to the Dropkick Murphys while they are unloading in the women's mouth just to make it more Bostonish.
"Paris Hilton just got a boston cream pie by 10 midgets and a couple of homeless guys"
by viggy1990 August 25, 2014
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Boston cream pie

When you nut inside a girls ass and then eat her ass out
I nutted in my cussion and went in for a Boston cream pie
by DLC aka daddy long cock November 06, 2020
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Like a cream pie but blowing a nut in her ass.
So she don't get pregent I gave her a Boston Cream pie.
by daaavvvee April 03, 2008
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