boobs

The Things That Give Life Meaning And Joy.

Bill Was Depressed until he saw a pair of boobs, now it's nearly impossible to wipe that smile of his face.

by thegreatcornholio July 28, 2007

Boobs

Look, I know you're bored, but c'mon. "OO" on a woman's chest. That's the best I could come up with.

Boobs are a way to show dominance to other women about who's the boss.

by LaserImouto March 8, 2022

Boobs

weapons of mass distraction

i couldnt concentrate in class because her boobs distracted me

by Eamonn O September 17, 2007

Boobs

A man's favorite toys.

Men love to play with and suck on boobs.

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh May 27, 2022

Boobs

Voluptuous lumps on a woman's chest, if they are big and bouncy ...well then you got the tool to seduce and man into whatever you want him to do

Girl: hey babe can you get me a smoothie

Guy: ugh do I have to

Girl( comes out shirtless letting her massive boobs bounce near her boyfriends face ): please babe for me I'll let you touch my boobs later

Guy: WHERES THE FUCKING KEYS!!!!

by Sexy blonde chick December 30, 2014

Boobs

The greatest things in the world that just so happen to have females attatched to them.

"Dude, those amazing boobs have a girl growing on them!!!"

by Live2Love April 18, 2006

Boobs

a very warm and comfortable pillow.

dude: damn, your boobs are soft.

by a brave little toaster June 22, 2008