Bonduel Beartrap

When you take home two typical Bonduel heavies from Club 117 and engage in some heavy lifting. The next morning you wake up in your trailer with the two behemoths on either side, trapping you in their girth, thus creating the bear trap. You would chew off any body part to get out of there. The chicken grease makes it extra difficult to leave.

Billy Bob: "You sure were drunk last night Josh"

Josh: "I know. I ended up in a Bonduel Beartrap with Peggy and Roberta"

Billy Bob: "So that's what happened to your arm."

by Harvey Hilltopper April 2, 2009

Booqueefius

A sex God in many religions like Islam. He loves hard core anal.

Damn you were such a Booqueefius back there.

by Booqueefius September 21, 2016

Booqueefious

Booqueefious is a name that is normally given to pets. If you give this name to a child..

Your a legend.

( Random Stranger In Your House )
Ummm... Hey..

( You )
Yo what’s poppin- my NEegAh

( Random Stranger In Your House )
This your pet?

( You )
Well obviously.. I don’t just keep a random ass cat in my house for no particular reason.. 😑

( Random Person In Your House )
What’s its name?

( You )
Booqueefious.

( Random Stranger In Your House )
My nigga

by Grimp Snapple December 27, 2018

Athletic Banquet

An award ceremony recognising athletes for their athletic achievements

Michelle: I wish we had an athletic banquet this year! You would've won ALL the MVP awards!
Rachel: Not all of them, only Rock Climbing, Mountain Biking, and Golf

by alla gomma June 4, 2020

boquet of mary-jane's flowers

The shit that you buy and smoke the fucking hell out of..

Slang for Marijuana, weed, smoke, cannabis, etc.

Used to hid the fact from your parents that you are a fucking pot-head loser.

Kid: Mom, I have to run out and get a boquet of mary-jane's flowers...

Mother: That's nice dear, tell her I said hello....

by Ivan Daskleiben October 30, 2009

bonqueefa

a woman that walks into starbucks, expecting someone know the correct spelling of her name

bonqueefa tells her name to barista and is asked how to spell it, she replies in an aggravated manner...
B-O-N, Q-U, eefa!!!

by falalallalalmydick January 31, 2009

bouquet of dicks

Reference to receiving bad news or a problem issue brought to you. Some one else's mistake becomes yours to fix.

My mechanic called with a "bouquet of dicks" telling me it's the transmission that's shot.

by brickeycrow November 6, 2017