one of the main protagonists of the magnus archives and probably the sweetest boy to ever live - he drinks a lot of tea and has self-esteem issues. he's literally in love with his boss from season one to the end of the show, and it is destroying him mentally.
some kid: whos that
jonathan sims, head archivist of the magnus institute: my husband, martin blackwood. do not even look at him, you don't deserve his beauty.
some kid: sorry sir
jonathan sims, head archivist of the magnus institute: my husband, martin blackwood. do not even look at him, you don't deserve his beauty.
some kid: sorry sir
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Has the highest number of drug addicts in UK.
High rate of litter.
Has at least 2 Cash Converters, where you can convert stolen goods into drugs.
Blackpool tower, the rejected offspring of the Eifel tower, which has unique magnetic properties that not only attract metallic bling, but also baseball caps and tracksuits from around the country. (Unlike the Eifel tower, which attracts tourists from around the globe).
A brilliantly named "bargain booze" can be found on almost every street.
Ranks somewhere in the middle of the top ten worst towns / cities for unemployment.
Residents typically support Man Utd. However, when the local team started to squeeze its way into the premier league, many became "dual" supporters of both teams.
Common local slang includes "'Ere ye are" which typically translates to "excuse me", but can also be used alternatively when antagonizing someone. (Emphasis on the "H" not being pronounced).
Whistling is considered a talent.
Only place in the UK where you'll hear / see more fireworks on the 4th November than you will on the 5th.
Speaking in basic English, not smoking, or not acting like a general twat will render you a "posh cunt".
War memorial now gets traditionally desecrated at least once a year, as of last decade.
Hordes of generic, big-eared youths.
Has the highest number of drug addicts in UK.
High rate of litter.
Has at least 2 Cash Converters, where you can convert stolen goods into drugs.
Blackpool tower, the rejected offspring of the Eifel tower, which has unique magnetic properties that not only attract metallic bling, but also baseball caps and tracksuits from around the country. (Unlike the Eifel tower, which attracts tourists from around the globe).
A brilliantly named "bargain booze" can be found on almost every street.
Ranks somewhere in the middle of the top ten worst towns / cities for unemployment.
Residents typically support Man Utd. However, when the local team started to squeeze its way into the premier league, many became "dual" supporters of both teams.
Common local slang includes "'Ere ye are" which typically translates to "excuse me", but can also be used alternatively when antagonizing someone. (Emphasis on the "H" not being pronounced).
Whistling is considered a talent.
Only place in the UK where you'll hear / see more fireworks on the 4th November than you will on the 5th.
Speaking in basic English, not smoking, or not acting like a general twat will render you a "posh cunt".
War memorial now gets traditionally desecrated at least once a year, as of last decade.
Hordes of generic, big-eared youths.
Typical Blackpool chav: "'Ere ye are m8 you gorra spare fag?"
Presumed "posh cunt": "No, I don't smoke"
Typical Blackpool chav: "'Ere ye are, you taking the piss? 'Ere ye are, 'ere ye are, 'ere ye are".
Presumed "posh cunt": "No, I don't smoke"
Typical Blackpool chav: "'Ere ye are, you taking the piss? 'Ere ye are, 'ere ye are, 'ere ye are".
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A secondary school in South County Dublin where wealthy parents pay €20000 a term for their son to become a professional penis.
The students consist mainly of posh wankers who argue about whose daddy has more money. They usually go to school via private helicopter and enjoy extravagant ski holidays in Andorra on bank holiday weekends. They are often seen trying to act hard despite the fact that they're driving around in their daddy's Range Rover.
A noticeable characteristic of a Blackrock student is that they seem to be oblivious to the fact that they are absolute saps.
The students consist mainly of posh wankers who argue about whose daddy has more money. They usually go to school via private helicopter and enjoy extravagant ski holidays in Andorra on bank holiday weekends. They are often seen trying to act hard despite the fact that they're driving around in their daddy's Range Rover.
A noticeable characteristic of a Blackrock student is that they seem to be oblivious to the fact that they are absolute saps.
John: I'm going to walk over there and kick the shit out those four guys, simply because they go to Blackrock College.
James: Please do, but beware, their dad will most likely sue you.
James: Please do, but beware, their dad will most likely sue you.
by sogladidontgotoblackrock March 4, 2011
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Get the black book mug.Generally defined as awful and tacky costume jewellery that pikeys and chavs consider to be like wearing a Cartier necklace. In most cases the cheap quality Argos jewellery is studded with huge fake stones presumably to try and distract the unfortunate onlooker away from the hideously disturbing vision that is wearing it.
Usual examples include ragdolls and clowns (with fully poseable joints) and have evolved to include pendants showing schoolgirls pushing pushchairs (presuambly to appeal to the mainstream audience of said jewellery)
by LuC.K8 November 14, 2004
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Generally a bid of 4NT asks partner to respond with an artificial bid dependent on the number of aces he holds.
The most popular variation is Key-Card which counts the king of the implied trump suit as a key-card. Other variations allow for more than one key suit in which they king counts as a key card.
Generally a bid of 4NT asks partner to respond with an artificial bid dependent on the number of aces he holds.
The most popular variation is Key-Card which counts the king of the implied trump suit as a key-card. Other variations allow for more than one key suit in which they king counts as a key card.
1S - 2H - 4NT
4NT is Blackwood. According to which variation you are playing you are asking for aces only or possibly the presence of the king or spades or king of hearts as well as a keycard.
4NT is Blackwood. According to which variation you are playing you are asking for aces only or possibly the presence of the king or spades or king of hearts as well as a keycard.
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