bifkin

either a short, red headed, idiot, who acts like a fag and likes to suck on grundels,
or a fat, stinky kid, hopelessly devoted to jacking off.

shut up and quit sucking on that bifkin

haha...your fat and stupid. you look like a bifkin.

by chodeness December 13, 2003

bifkin train

An occurence during intercourse between male and female where (usually in the doggy position), the mans purple headed yoghurt slinger slips out of the vagina and into the asshole but instead of stopping they come to a mutual decision to continue anyway.

steve: oh fuck my dick just slipped into your shitebox!

betty: wow! that feels really good lets keep going!

steve: fuck yea! i just accomplished the bifkin train!

by conzadizzle January 20, 2011

Bifkin's Ridge

Same as gooch, the skin between the anoos and the ballbag. Would also be a great name for a movie.

Would you like to take a trip to Bifkin's Ridge? Just lie down for a second... *squat*

by TommyB. April 1, 2008

Bifkin's Ridge

Same as gooch, the skin between the ass and the ballbag. Would also be a great name for a movie.

Would you like to take a trip to Bifkin's Ridge? Just lie down for a second... *squat*

by TommyB. March 27, 2008

bifkin's bridge

The area between the scrotum and the anus.

I've been for a 10 km run and bifkin's bridge is really sore

by e-bow-the-letter May 1, 2016

Bifkin's Ridge

Same as gooch, the skin between the anoos and the ballbag. Would also be a great name for a movie.

Would you like to take a trip to Bifkin's Ridge? Just lie down for a second... *squat*

by TommyB. April 11, 2008

Bifkin Cake

A Bifkin Cake is a word used whenever a spur-of-the-moment joke is spoiled by the recurring flow of comments following the main punchline.

Whenever something amusing or comical happens in a real-life situation, a group of people that witnessed the event would then start to create funny punchlines that would cause uprorious laughter among them. These punchlines can remain funny for up to two or three people; however, when someone over estimates the boundaries of the joke and adds in one-too-many punchlines, they have unwillingly lost the appeal of the joke to their group. Signs of this happening include: Pity laughter from one or two members of the group; no laughter from most members and a nervous cough from a passive member. If all these signs are present, then the last one to say a punchline has done a 'Bifkin,' and will be ignored by the rest of their herd for up to 5-10 minutes until the Bifkin is forgotten.

"Yesterday this really funny thing happened on the bus. Everyone was making up funny sayings made-up from different words; but Jim spoilt it all by doing a 'Bifkin cake.'"

by N.S May 10, 2006