bernardo

Canadian rhyming slang for "retarded", as in "retardo-bernardo". Retarded, in the sense of "needlessly lame" as opposed to "mentally deficient".

Dude #1: "The client wants three days' worth of revisions without extra billing."

Dude #2: "Bernardo."

by EVILC November 5, 2005

Bernardo

Person that just loves a good big black cock inside his asshole.

"That gay is so Bernardo."

by ZaXaXa October 30, 2016

Bernardo

The Chosen One, The Future God... Just Wait.

Bernardo is the Chosen One.

by Present_God_1 November 22, 2021

Bernardo

He is a gay ass motherfucker that is gay or bi.

Bernardo is the worst

by donaldtrumpbuttholesugardaddy December 5, 2017

bernardo-o

Name for someone who always seems angry or grumpy, but is actually very lonely and sad. They probably don't have many people they talk to, and all they want is someone that they can call a friend, but they don't. Some people that know someone like this might tease them because they overreact in a funny way. If you know someone like this, be a great friend to them, they might never get a significant pther.

Guy 1: Who is that over there?
Guy 2 : Pretty sure he is a bernardo-o
Guy 1: Poor guy.

by a friendly neighborhood ghost June 3, 2018

Bernardo

The ugliest person you will ever meet, normally a way of offending someone. A Bernardo doesn't care about anything and has no discernable skills. Can be a synonym for retarded. (Retardo Bernardo)

Person 1: "Did you see that guy?"
Person 2: "I could feel his stupidity, he was totally a Bernardo"

by CoolerThanYou5438 November 10, 2018

Rancho Bernardo

A city located within "the bubble." A place where lots of old retired people live. Broomstickings and thong checkings are encouraged at RBHS. The rich people live in the trails and the only thing open past ten is the rite aid in the neighboring town of CMR.

alex trebec: where does the largest population of old people in the US like to hang out?
contestant: what is the VONS in RB

by Alex J February 27, 2005