Benito

Nyphomaniac or Nympho

Guy 1: Damn, did you see that girl?
Guy 2: Nah.
Guy 1: To bad, she looked like she'd be a total Benito.

by super.bell December 9, 2012

Benito Juarez Day

Typically used at work to describe a day of less than stellar performance when no other definitive causes are available to management. Associated with an actual day on the calendar, but the impact of the event is overblown for the purposes of avoiding accountability.

Too many associates didn't show up at the call center because they were in Linkin Park on a Benito Juarez day.

by Manuel Ordez March 20, 2008

united colors of benetton

Highly regarded clothing company noted for embracing different ethnicisms. Founded by Luciano Benetton In their ads can be found collections of individuals from diverse racial backgrounds, united and (usually) advertising clothing.

Check out my sweet wool sweater from Benetton!

by she who says meow March 20, 2005

Antonio Benito Rodriguez

Cutest little boy in the word. Plays in Tijuanasaurus Rex. Even though his middle name sucks!

There goes Antonio Benito Rodriguez, I sure want to s his d!

by Mammas! January 11, 2008

Benito

Someone who shows up to work whenever they like.

Bob: i haven't seen Jim at work today.

Frank: Yeah he is totally pulling a benito.

by joemartinez June 10, 2009

benittlia

Benittlia is a wonderful God loving woman who truly has a heart for the Lord! She is understanding, confident, and is always there for you. She is a little bit controlling but open to changes and ideas that will benefit her and everyone around her! The best person that you will ever meet. :)

Me: Oh Benittlia, can you help me?
Benittlia: of course. Always open!

by Champy321 July 18, 2017

Benito

A person named Benito is a godlike person. They are very straight forward people. If the person named Benito is male he would be very dominant, have a massive shlong and to show his dominance he would have intercourse with every female member of your family. If the Benito is female she would strongly believe in communism and be very good at cooking. The word Benito could also be used to replace inappropriate words.

“Benito just had intercourse with my whole family.“
Wow my ‘Benito’ is huge.
“My friend Benito is very good at cooking”

by Tiawan November 22, 2021