A small, grungy town in northern Alberta which is known for its gratuitous amounts of narcotics, trampy women, constant gusting winds that turn a nice, sunny day into a miserable one and, most importantly, its giant beaver statue.
People will only ever live in Beaverlodge for one of two reasons: (1) to make money (which is generally in abundance because nobody actually wants to be there) or (2) because they're too poor to leave. This often occurs because people are bored and resort to narcotics for recreational purposes.
While utterly depressing and generally the most uninteresting place you'll ever see, the few people who are able to maintain a relatively healthy level of sanity while living in Beaverlodge are able to do so through the enactment of downward social comparison, i.e. comparing themselves to the people of Wembley, Horse Lake, and Hythe -neighbouring communities.
People will only ever live in Beaverlodge for one of two reasons: (1) to make money (which is generally in abundance because nobody actually wants to be there) or (2) because they're too poor to leave. This often occurs because people are bored and resort to narcotics for recreational purposes.
While utterly depressing and generally the most uninteresting place you'll ever see, the few people who are able to maintain a relatively healthy level of sanity while living in Beaverlodge are able to do so through the enactment of downward social comparison, i.e. comparing themselves to the people of Wembley, Horse Lake, and Hythe -neighbouring communities.
Beaverlodgian: "Oh... My... Gosh... I hate my life. I think I'll go end it upon that needlessly ugly giant beaver statue".
*A Wemblian, Horse-Laker, and a Hythian walk by*
Beaverlodgian: "Well, I guess Beaverlodge isn't THAT bad... Maybe I'll just go snort some coke instead"
*A Wemblian, Horse-Laker, and a Hythian walk by*
Beaverlodgian: "Well, I guess Beaverlodge isn't THAT bad... Maybe I'll just go snort some coke instead"
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Special Abilities:
-Plays WoW while eating tv dinners
-Eats mcdonalds Filet-O-Fish to match the scent of himself. (Smells like home)
-Wears Nicholas' ballz on his face
-Attempts to play soccer but gets tired very easily and rests while bending over gets sacked credit card style (Someone comes behind you and attacks you full force with there fingers and sacks you)
-Plays on his ipod and buys applications because he is a true fag and even though people tell him to get free games he yet still buys more and never stops playing monkeyball because he is a fag because he is a fag and because he is a fag.
-His ultimate attack is when he makes a screech sound and his sister and him form a super huge beaver called adranatafag or in slang octobeaver. There attack charges and then they release gas and start chomping at there opponents, sounds pretty gay but is super effective on all.
Special Abilities:
-Plays WoW while eating tv dinners
-Eats mcdonalds Filet-O-Fish to match the scent of himself. (Smells like home)
-Wears Nicholas' ballz on his face
-Attempts to play soccer but gets tired very easily and rests while bending over gets sacked credit card style (Someone comes behind you and attacks you full force with there fingers and sacks you)
-Plays on his ipod and buys applications because he is a true fag and even though people tell him to get free games he yet still buys more and never stops playing monkeyball because he is a fag because he is a fag and because he is a fag.
-His ultimate attack is when he makes a screech sound and his sister and him form a super huge beaver called adranatafag or in slang octobeaver. There attack charges and then they release gas and start chomping at there opponents, sounds pretty gay but is super effective on all.
(Go Beaverton!
Beaverton does "Plays Wow".
Your pokemon has selfdestruct because it is a fucking loser. This pokemon will never level up because it cannot gain experience. Therefore if you continue to use Beaverton you are a loser aswell.
Beaverton has fainted.)
Ash: Wtf, omfg I just traded my xbox360 for this new 951th pokemon. Wow fucking adrafagvagpussyhoven.
Beaverton does "Plays Wow".
Your pokemon has selfdestruct because it is a fucking loser. This pokemon will never level up because it cannot gain experience. Therefore if you continue to use Beaverton you are a loser aswell.
Beaverton has fainted.)
Ash: Wtf, omfg I just traded my xbox360 for this new 951th pokemon. Wow fucking adrafagvagpussyhoven.
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Aloha Asshole: im thinking about transferring to Beaverton High School.
Sunset Slut: no way me too!
Beaverton Beaver: Do it, the first row of our student section has more spirit than your entire school, you will be happy here.
Sunset Slut: no way me too!
Beaverton Beaver: Do it, the first row of our student section has more spirit than your entire school, you will be happy here.
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