Caleb Bumgarner

The act of inserting a bowling pin in your penis hole.

Holy shit did u see that guy pull a Caleb Bumgarner?
Ya hes such a fucking C.H.U.D.

by Pseudo Shit October 16, 2008

bumgarnered

Verb. When a girl cheats on a good guy then isn't able to find another guy who wants to be in a relationship with her.

She sure bumgarnered herself by cheating on her last boyfriend.

by FULB_1013 September 15, 2016

Bumgardener

A very very very very very very very very very very very very very very bad goalie, but especially in hockey.

"Did you see that goal the goalie just let by?"

"I know dude, that goalie is a siv."

"Worse, dude; he's a bumgardener."

by DPICKLZ December 16, 2008

Pedro bumgarner

someone who is heartbroken by a girl

Pedro bumgarner was arguing with his girl then she blocked him and never unblocked him

by Pedrobumgarner June 12, 2018