When you become the victim of some absurd, dysfunctional, or hilariously frustrating situation at Baruch College. Typically caused by clueless staff, broken systems, random inconveniences, or pure chaos — and somehow, it’s always your problem now.
It’s not just bad luck — you’ve been Baruched.
It’s not just bad luck — you’ve been Baruched.
I came all the way to the city for one class and on my way up I got stuck in the elevator!
I finally got out after 15 minutes of panicking and screaming to walk up to the door and read the sign "Class Canceled, sorry for the late notice"
I just got badly baruched.
I finally got out after 15 minutes of panicking and screaming to walk up to the door and read the sign "Class Canceled, sorry for the late notice"
I just got badly baruched.
by Baruch Badbacht July 21, 2025
Get the Baruched mug.Maya itself is an entrancing name, but Maya Baruch is indescribable. She is the funniest, coolest, most amazing person you will ever meet. If you ever have the chance to cross paths with Maya Baruch, my my how lucky are you. At this point we should just give all of our money to her because she is so great. We must bow down and worship the god, Maya Baruch.
by ᕕ( シ )ᕗ June 21, 2021
Get the Maya Baruch mug.Maya is an entrancing name, but Maya Baruch is the best person you will ever meet. If you ever find yourself crossing paths with Maya Baruch, my my how lucky are you. The all knowing, hilarious, and fearless Maya deserves a noble prize for simply existing. At this point we should just give all our money to her. Why do we even have other religions? We should all just worship our god, Maya Baruch. <3
by ᕕ( シ )ᕗ June 21, 2021
Get the Maya Baruch mug.