booty bandit

A playa who steals all the booty at a party, may be alcohol and/or pussy.

Damn, that booty bandit stole all the bitches

by dattctown January 13, 2009

buttslamming bootie bandit

big time pillow biter

He bent him over a fence like a butt slamming bottie bandit

by Clit Liquid May 9, 2005

Booty Hole Bandit

A person who wanders the land robbing people of their unstretched anuses

The Booty Hole Bandit broke into my house and stretched my asshole.

by Wide Eg April 7, 2022

The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit

A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.

"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"

by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023

Booty bandit

A individual who enjoys eating Booty. Tends to make the receiving partner obsessed with the “Booty bandit”

Watch out the booty bandit gone get you!

by Moefaygo April 7, 2023

Booty Bandit

A person who is known for stealing or claiming ownership of someone else’s romantic or sexual partner, often in a deceptive or manipulative manner.

Lisa is a booty bandit. She stole my date last week.

by i.am.bozer November 7, 2025

Booty bandit

A guy named william that takes booty from all the ladies

That cute guy was such a booty bandit

by Booty bandit18 July 27, 2018