by dr_gonXXI October 3, 2004

by oh guess who mother fucker November 9, 2006

by Captain Nobwash January 13, 2003

girl who recieves massive ammounts of cum (cream) hence bucket from a variety of sources hence assorted
by gazzzzzzz May 17, 2006

Tiffany recently fucked another guy, after not washing herself, so she has a box of assorted creams.
by Cramer February 12, 2007

A box of assorted creams, when a vagina has many different specimins of Gism, man milk, boy butter, population paste inside, or has had in the past.
Having a box of assorted creams indicates a large ammount of fucking partners.
Having a box of assorted creams indicates a large ammount of fucking partners.
by janes labiela. April 15, 2009

Refers to the variety of female posterior-types that a majority of horny studs like to have access to... small tight firm round derrieres for spanking and lap-sitting, large floppy jiggly heinies for deeper more satisfying kneading and squeezing, flatter and more massageable buns for simple rubbing and caressing, and so on.
Some dudes choose to stick with one type of butt-cheeks for all of their squeezing/spanking/humping needs, but as for me, I prefer more of an ASSortment.
by QuacksO September 21, 2017
