Assorted Jelly Beans

The most kick ass band ever

Hey did you know AJB is on Tony Hawks Underground in game soundtrack?

by dr_gonXXI October 3, 2004

A Box of Assorted cremes

to have a wet pussy from more than one dick.

that bitch has extra woodies for being a box of assorted cremes

by oh guess who mother fucker November 9, 2006

assorted box of creams

A slut. Full of jizz.

"Last night I pulled a right asoorted box of creams, good shag tho"

by Captain Nobwash January 13, 2003

bucket of assorted creams

girl who recieves massive ammounts of cum (cream) hence bucket from a variety of sources hence assorted

sally is a bucket of assorted creams

by gazzzzzzz May 17, 2006

A Box Of Assorted Creams

A vagina in which a woman has had more than one penis, that has ejaculated.

Tiffany recently fucked another guy, after not washing herself, so she has a box of assorted creams.

by Cramer February 12, 2007

A box of assorted creams

A box of assorted creams, when a vagina has many different specimins of Gism, man milk, boy butter, population paste inside, or has had in the past.
Having a box of assorted creams indicates a large ammount of fucking partners.

Donna has a box of assorted creams, she has been poked by half of sydney.

by janes labiela. April 15, 2009

ASSortment

Refers to the variety of female posterior-types that a majority of horny studs like to have access to... small tight firm round derrieres for spanking and lap-sitting, large floppy jiggly heinies for deeper more satisfying kneading and squeezing, flatter and more massageable buns for simple rubbing and caressing, and so on.

Some dudes choose to stick with one type of butt-cheeks for all of their squeezing/spanking/humping needs, but as for me, I prefer more of an ASSortment.

by QuacksO September 21, 2017