assfuck

A person who is found exceptionally irritating due to a profound lack of intelligence, consideration for others, or both.

A man who is too rude or stupid to get it in the right hole.
I dumped my last boyfriend because he was a total assfuck.

Get out of my lane, assfuck!
by GrammarWhore November 30, 2006
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assfucked

To be reamed in one's posterior region. Can also be used as a term of ownage
You mess around like a bitch you get assfucked like a bitch!
by Metsubo March 02, 2006
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assfuck

for full definition, look under "dumbfuck" or "shitfuck"
you are an assfuck
i hate you, you assfucker
by you suck dumbfuck November 12, 2002
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assfuck

1.somebody who annoys the shit out of you

2.fuck in the ass
1. OMG he is such an assfuck
2. Damnnn I just got assfucked
by Ashleyrlkjsoidfn December 05, 2009
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assfuck

a person who is very annoying and is an ass. also they could be very full of themselves and can't accept the fact that they are wrong at times.
you: Marilyn Manson is my idol. I mean he is awesome. His words are so inspiring.
assfuck: merilyn is just a stupid retard that doesn't know what he is doing. did you see how he dresses? walking around with underwear.

you: its self expression. thats why i admire him. he doesn't care what other people say.

assfuck: merilyn manson sucks!
you: when are you going to realize that you can't spell Marilyn?
*assfuck signs off*
by ...are_you_a_retard?... August 23, 2009
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Someone who is annoying you or is a pain in your ass.
My boss is such an assfucker, he's always threatening to fire me.
by KyERnurse August 31, 2009
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A term used to describe a position of sexual intercourse.

An assfuck is achieved when a male inserts his penis into someone's ass, or anus. This usually causes bleeding in the person receiving the assfuck, but immense pleasure and some penis shrinkage in the person giving the assfuck.
Prisoner: Get your nice, plump ass over here so I can give you an assfuck.
by B.O.S.Kuro-chan April 27, 2007
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