First Lady Assassins

Awesome band from Tulsa Oklahoma (T-Town)

First Lady Assassins formed in 2006 in a basement. Band members consist of...
Brian Bolton (Guitar), Brent Blackburn (Drums), Jordan Coon (Vocals), Jeremy Crouch (Guitar), & Jason Hamilton (Bass)

First Lady Assassins myspace URL (myspace.com/flaband)

Pills:
Uppers by day, downers by night.
i don't wanna go to work and i don't want to go to bed.
I don't need, fucking sleeep
I just need booze and speed.
Fuck you.


Less Punk Than you:
You listened back when LTJ was still ska
when punk was tuff not like the new Unwritten Law

by T-Town WxC. March 30, 2009

so cal assassins

a group of extremely narcissistic and annoying people in the southern california region, based mostly in the san pedro area and some of the surrounding south bay. basically everyone that tries to belong to the "so cal assassins" are just major douchebags who think they're better than everyone in the history of the world. they pretty much all need a good ass kicking and hopefully will one day realize what incredible fucktards they are.

how to spot a "so cal assassin":

-look for an annoyingly large and lifted truck, usually extremely loud and obnoxious

-a lot of tattooed losers driving them

-people who act like they are not racist, but most definately are, as one can blatently see by their iron cross tattoos and white power state of mind

-someone who does absolutely nothing with their life but try and be cooler than they actually are.

girl #1: hey did you see those loser "so cal assassins" guys driving around in their piece of shit car trying to give everyone dirty looks?

girl#2:yeah, they should really stop with that, its actually extremely embarassing if you ask me.

by ahemmmmm January 20, 2009

[Muff Assassins]

The hardest gang in the Jefferson City,MO area. They be fuckin them bitches so hard that they kill or "assassinate" the muff. This gang ain't nuttin to fuck with if you find yourself in Missouri. The Muff Assassins are a sect of the bloods and participate in various crimes and substance abuse activities.They in particularly enjoy Meth, Beating Women, Mini-Kegs, and Natural Light.

I was in JC and got jumped by the Muff Assassins while trying to buy some meth from them. They then proceeded to throw shit at me and tell me I had "Perty Lips."

by Butters - Muff Assassin March 14, 2009

Meme assassins

Meme assassin are normies that report meme accounts on social media for different reason like they are butthurt because their life is shit , their offended, just straight up was drop as a fetus and hates everything or got nothing else to do and likes to ruin everyone day or their full of themselves.

Define: Meme assassins are normies that report meme account because their offended.
Meme account: *posts a meme for everyone to enjoy.
Meme assassin: I don’t like that , *reports account for violence and nudity

by slayer_of_dank July 10, 2021

Certified Public Assassins

A clan on runescape, that is more like a large male orgy.

clan leader: we are up against the Certified Public Assassins today, so make sure to cover each other.
clan member: why are we going against them again my ass still hurts from the last time?

by Ann Marrie December 17, 2008

Den of Assassins

Den of Assassins are a crew of friends formed in Lowell Massachusetts. Made up of mostly Mixed martial arts students, and hardcore kids. Being a dominant group in the Lowell, Dracut and Billerica area of Massachusetts, the Den of Assassins have been linked to numerous bar fights and other problems in the area. They are known to be the "outsiders" of the MMA world. Not doing the norm, or settling for less than what is right. The Den of Assassins were given the name from the State of Massachusetts district attorney in a court case. Made up of more than 30 members throughout Massachusetts.

" We need to get this Den of Assassins of the street before they kill some body"

by IMRU February 10, 2010

physco assassins

The term used for girls who hunt down and reek havoc over the ex's lives. there activities include beating up girlfriends, arranging muggings, having sexual intercourse with their exs in order to defeat another female who is after there heart and mnay other totures are also used on the ex's to repay them for there hamrful ways. love is at the centre of there hearts, but revenge is over powering!

Barney: yo!! its daisy and yasmin, hugo ruuun!
Hugo: No way, Get jess and aimee out of here, you know they've been physco assassins evr since we broke up!!!

by sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep May 22, 2006