*A conversation between a couple is screenshotted and posted*
*The screenshot is then posted on instagram*
Caption: “After midnight conversation are a fat ass nut PERIOD🤪🤤”
*The screenshot is then posted on instagram*
Caption: “After midnight conversation are a fat ass nut PERIOD🤪🤤”
by bitchfuckyourhoeshit December 29, 2017
A rare instance only occuring when two people are engaging in anal sex. The man, who happens to be allergic to peanuts, realizes that his dick begins to feel tingly and uncomfortable inside the woman's anal cavity. Pulling out, he sees that his penis is swollen and broken out in hives. The woman then realizes that she ate peanuts the day before, thus the peanut proteins (which cause the allergic reaction) have made their way through her digestive system, plaguing her anal cavity with their presence. Her ass is now infested with Ass Nuts, putting her peanut-allergy partner at risk.
Uuuh, Amy? You didn't happen to eat peanuts anytime lately did you?
Amy: No, not that I recall?.... Oh, NO WAIT, I did have some peanut butter last night. Why?
DAMMIT AMY! You know I'm allergic to that SHIT! My dick is swollen again! Your ass is infested with ASS NUTS!
Amy: No, not that I recall?.... Oh, NO WAIT, I did have some peanut butter last night. Why?
DAMMIT AMY! You know I'm allergic to that SHIT! My dick is swollen again! Your ass is infested with ASS NUTS!
by Billy1298 January 10, 2024
Ass nut is when you put both your balls in a woman's vagina while putting your dick in the woman's anus
by Butt snack March 11, 2018
by WhatIsForeverAnyways December 18, 2018
A plateful of vegetables, aka a salad, that you would never expect someone to piece together.
A strange assortment of salad toppings.
A strange assortment of salad toppings.
Erin, that is one nut-ass salad you got there.
OMG, here comes Erin with another nut-ass salad from the commons.
OMG, here comes Erin with another nut-ass salad from the commons.
by volleymac December 08, 2008