A shitstain on the bigger shitstain that is Randolph County, North Carolina. Full of self-centered bigots and drug addicts that perpetuate themselves as they continue to dwell and breed there. Home of a mockery of a zoo and the only things going for it now is its allowing of booze to be sold and RCC's photography program. Home to a mall that could be considered Greensboro's Four Seasons' bastard child. Home to a highly discriminative and brutish police force who stop at nothing to fuck anyone over, even for something as simple as an expired inspections sticker. Home to a Nazi administration at Asheboro High. Known to devour people's entire souls without them even knowing. Part of it wants to be like Greensboro, and the other half wants to be like the rest of Randolph; dull and desolate. It'd be best to steer clear of this place.
I saw the city sign for Asheboro and it read:
"Welcome to Asheboro, Home of the North Carolina Zoo"
and below it read,
"Abandon all hope ye who enter..."
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