a fat, curly haired young man who never gets off the computer. He needs more exercise.
by skinnyman123 June 6, 2009
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A big guy with an anger problem and would do anything to turn your friends against you. he would be nice to you some days but would eventually find a way to fight with you.
damn, you are always acting like an Alonzo dude
by qimpky May 15, 2020
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A psychopath that belongs in a mental asylum
Joker from Batman is a physcopath
Wow Alonzo is a psychopath!
by yomomma214 March 10, 2019
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A clown ass nigga who simps over e girls. Also is a very big mad ants supporter. Alonzo has no chin, and has pubes on his hair.
Alonzo: Fawn is my bitch an yall can't bag her losers.
Angel: I thought you was my mine.
Alonzo: Sorry but i must take Fawn to the mad ants game.
Typical Viewer: Go play some marvins room by drake you fucking clown ass simp
by AtticIsMyCity April 12, 2019
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he looks like pizza, he’s a bitch to everyone
wow! Alonzo is a bitch ass pizza face hedass
by bitchyesijustnuttteddd September 29, 2018
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HE LOVES Z WAY MORE THEN SHE LOVES HIM AND WILL ALWAYS LOVE HER MORE NO MATTER WHAT FOR INFINTIY HE WILL LOVE HER MORE FOREVER AND ALWAYS AND NO ONE WILL EVER CHANGE THAT HE LOVES Z MORE THEN SHE LOVES HIM
MAN I ALONZO, Z!!!
by ALONZO LOVES ZAKADA MORE February 26, 2019
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