Alexander Hamilton

Small, bisexual, angry issue on the table who probably hasn’t slept in a week.

The issue on the table, Alexander Hamilton. He’s on the table and he won’t get down.

by wherepigscanfly February 5, 2020

Alexander Hamilton

Bastard Orpahn Son of A Whore

AND A GUY THAT CHEATED ON HIS WIFE AND WROTE A F*CKING 95 PAGE PAMPHLET ABOUT IT

Yeah, Alexander Hamilton was an idiot

by RandomPerson784638 January 15, 2019

Alexander Hamilton

A short angry man who loved John Lauren more them Eliza Hamilton his own wife

Alexander Hamilton had a toried affair

by Washingdad May 26, 2020

Alexander Hamilton

The sluttiest founding father.
Just... Overall the worst.
Was also totally gay for John Laurens

Damn... Alexander Hamilton was honestly such a slut.

by LegalOranges March 6, 2017

Alexander Hamilton

A person no one would care about or ever hear of outside of history class if a musical hadn't been created about him.

History teacher: "Ok class, today we'll be learning about Alexander Hamilton."

Group of students: (start singing Hamilton)

History teacher: "What the hell, none of you would give a shit about Hamilton if there wasn't a damn musical about him. Please, get a life."

by nanithafuc May 29, 2017

Alexander Hamilton

Relatable, Smol, Angry, Bisexual. Americas founding father without a father and probably dated John Laurens sometime or another.

“I love the musical about Alexander Hamilton! And Lams is otp fight me”

by Smolbisexual November 29, 2017

Alexander Hamilton

A small angry person who likes to stand on tables

Alexander Hamilton stood on a table to look tall but fell off it instead

by Washingdad May 26, 2020