Alex Bacon Syndrome

This disease preys upon young, beautiful, intelligent, and funny women with a lot of charisma and energy. It seeks to sap all of the time and energy out of the infected individual. It accomplishes this by brainwashing the mind into believing it must be doing something at all times and never allowing the body to receive adequate rest. While brainwashed, the individual will not effectively have time to hang out with anyone else.

John: My hot friend never has time to hang out with me....
Frank: Don't worry man, you are awesome, she probably just has Alex Bacon Syndrome.

by Jawnsmith September 4, 2013

Alex Bartels

A depressed skeleton ass mf cracker who loves fucking our girlfriend's best friend.

Who the hell hooked up with Viresh's ex? Must have been Alex Bartels.

by kingfisherjoey2 April 28, 2022

Alex Burrows

To go super clutch
Inspired by Alex Burrows overtime goal in game 7 in the first round of the 2010-2011 playoffs.

When Shane plays beer pong, he always pulls an Alex Burrows

by Fawfulsfury May 18, 2011

Alex Bruhn

Otherwise known as baby-hands, Alex is the most amazing girl in the world. She is stunningly beautiful and wonderfully unique. She will watch movies and soccer with you all day, but there is no guarantee she won't fall asleep on you. She is constantly changing hey hair color, but that doesn't change how gorgeous she is. Her eyes are possibly the most wondrous things in the world, I could never get tired of looking into them. I am positive that I'm the luckiest person on earth.

Ian: I can't believe how amazing Alex Bruhn is!
Jackson: Good for you bro!

by Slimshady80210 July 5, 2012

Alex Bale

A small YouTuber that makes mostly short horror films, and he is very known for his Pizza Time Pizza series

!Alex Bale is my favorite YouTuber
No, PewDiePie is better

by DankNemes January 28, 2020

Alex Bell

Sometimes shortened to 'Alex Bell' this refers to a moment of extreme strangness at a random time. This may be an unexpected outburst or even a fully planned stunt. Usually followed by large rounds of laughter

Mr. Warr - and this is why this poem is the best

Alex - Poems suck camel toes!

Brad and Rhys - oh wow, that was such an alex bell!

by Quinn35 August 25, 2010

Alex Bonilla

Smells bad has fungus on his neck calls everyone bru nickname mugre and likes his cousin

Look at Alex Bonilla neck

by Eli salcedo April 29, 2019