ben l. is such an albino
by carl hengen January 28, 2005
"A lady's boyfriend in name only." (a.k.a. A.L.B.I.N.O.) When a woman claims to have a boyfriend when in fact she does not. Because this claim is false, the boyfriend exists in name only.
This usually occurs in one of two circumstances:
1. When guys make unwanted advances in a public setting, some women will falsely claim to have boyfriends in order to stop their advances, often claiming one of their nearby male friends as their boyfriend. This is particularly effective when the albino is ripped or jacked because the men engaging in unwanted advances are usually loathe to have these advances result in violence.
2. Feeling insecure about being single and/or going alone to an event, a woman will claim to have a boyfriend and bring him to the event to show off as evidence.
This usually occurs in one of two circumstances:
1. When guys make unwanted advances in a public setting, some women will falsely claim to have boyfriends in order to stop their advances, often claiming one of their nearby male friends as their boyfriend. This is particularly effective when the albino is ripped or jacked because the men engaging in unwanted advances are usually loathe to have these advances result in violence.
2. Feeling insecure about being single and/or going alone to an event, a woman will claim to have a boyfriend and bring him to the event to show off as evidence.
That girl's not fooling anybody: her albino is clearly gay.
Ah, that's sad; she couldn't even find an albino to attend the wedding with her.
Ah, that's sad; she couldn't even find an albino to attend the wedding with her.
by shaydc February 17, 2011
Albino is a nice word but on person that is albino is fucking nick no one loves nick not even his parents. When he touches someone his whiteness rubs off on them and his albino spreads nick is so white that outside you can’t even see him. Nick is so annoying and i got detention today for fucking his mom
by Robert hates nick November 7, 2019
a very scary all white person with red eyes whose scariness is intesified should he/she/it be a midget with a bloody lazy eye and smell really bad. albinos are the scariest things ever, and are the worst roommates ever. They also tend to live in colonies as they cannot go outside in the daytime.
by summer g June 27, 2005
pink eyed, white haired schmuckish type character, often constituting rich parents, overworked guns (of the muscular variety) and a unique tendency to camouflage on the Alps. Often found frequenting a super-exclusive gymnasium, straight to the dumbells, doth him. Anything to detract citizens eyes from ones own, since they are quite, quite pink. And often glow in the dark. The common, Berkshire Albino also sleeps with open eyes, and is easily terrorisable and shaveable.
Rim: "Oi, check the Milkybar kid, his guns are enormous!"
TPL: "Jeez creepers. That's nuts. Lets wait til he's really maulled, then shave his body and draw on him."
Gordy: "Sound. Eight times please.The albino is weak. My guns are cultivating as I stroke the chicken breasts to ensure full cookage."
TPL: "Jeez creepers. That's nuts. Lets wait til he's really maulled, then shave his body and draw on him."
Gordy: "Sound. Eight times please.The albino is weak. My guns are cultivating as I stroke the chicken breasts to ensure full cookage."
by JimboK February 8, 2006
When a person is extremely white, in a way where whiteness cannot explain the color of skin and/or when a person's life gets treated every day because of the look of their image.
by ChrisB, JimmyH and Tjk November 15, 2008
Human or animal lacking in melanin, causing them to have literally white skin (or fur), pink eyes and poor vision. I don't know much about them, but my sister and I are really afraid of them. I had a supervisor who was half-albino and he scared the crap outta me. One time this albino guy stared at me and it freaked me out. It's still scary to think about.
Once I was walking up the street and saw an albino standing outside of a store. I got super scared and crossed the street. As I passed him from across the street, I snuck a look at him. He was really a manniquin who was moving around from the wind outside,a very human-looking manniquin. I feel like a damn fool, but I still won't go into that store. My apology to any albino who's reading this.
by MadamexXx March 18, 2009