milk my almonds

common euphemism for fuck used by those in the vegan and dairy free community

I forget my homework aw MILK MY ALMONDS

by annntttt July 27, 2019

Hershey Milk Chocolate with Whole Almonds

A long rectangular piece of chocolate produced to hold only three almonds and waste your time!

Wow! This Hershey Milk Chocolate with whole almonds tastes like literal dog butt!

by HersheyMilkChocolateAlmonds December 27, 2021

The almonds aren’t going to milk themselves

A funny thing to reply with (because almonds don’t lactate) when somebody asks, “What are you doing up so early?”.

Kyle: What are you doing up so early?

Rob: The almonds aren’t going to milk themselves.

And then everyone claps 👏

by 1234Life July 4, 2022

hershey's milk chocolate with almonds

goddamn im boutta bust

i think about hershey's milk chocolate with almonds while i touch myself

by Ethan_is_cool April 5, 2021

almondmilkhunni

almondmilkhunni is calum hood's super pretty hot girlfriend y'all can hate them but calum is not gonna choose you anyway

also almondmilkhunni uses they/her pronouns!!!!!

by loverofluke July 26, 2022