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Aiken Scholars Academy

A school created in aiken meant to join all of the "smart" children together. If you go there, you're one of three types of students; really gay, athletic as hell, or the teacher's pet. Our school song is i want it that way so that's a bonus but we also don't have any sports so that's a big downside.
guy 1: oh you go to Aiken Scholars Academy?
guy 2: yeah it's crackhead central
by WhosJoe69 December 9, 2019
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clay aiken

1) the gay runner up in american idol
2) the runner up in a non-racially viased show
3) a short hobbit
4) a man who is in love with a man (aka homo)
5) a person who has no friends and should be called a claymate because she is so femanine
"you are such a clay aiken, dude. go away"

"i don't do that sort of thing. the closest to you i'll ever be is if my foot goes up your ass. go back to p-town."
by i_am_jesus September 22, 2008
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Aiken, SC

A retirement place for old folks. Lots of golf and lots of horses for horse lovers. A place where hopes and dreams come to die. There isn't much to do or see, and the Aiken Mall (it's more of a hallway than a mall) is mostly dead, Books-A-Million is what keeps it barely alive.
It has things for old folks to do and things for very young children, but not much for teens and young adults. No big buildings over two stories high and a lot of people there are proud to be Southern. In some places in Aiken, it's like living in the 1960's. Lots of Southern Baptists and religious people too.
Person 1: Dude, I have bad news...
Person 2: What? What's wrong?
Person 1: I have to go to Aiken, SC to visit my Great Aunt June for a whole week.
Person 2: I'm so sorry, here take some of my things so you have something to do there.
Person 1: Thanks man, you're the best! *bro hug*

Person A: Hey ya!
Person B: Hi...
Person A: I'm from Aiken, SC. Where you from?
Person B: Augusta, GA...
Person A: Lucky! You guys have a real mall and things to do!
Person B: Haha, yeah
by Blaze P. December 24, 2013
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Aiken

A county in South Carolina and a smalll ass city in South Carolina. Lot's of horses and old people. Oh, joy.
Bobby: "Let's visit Aiken!"
Joe: "How about we go somewhere with things to do instead?"
by amango August 2, 2008
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non aidens

people who can literally go fuck themselves because they aren't Aiden
Non-Aiden: wassup fuckers in non-Aiden
Aiden: hi fuck you non aidens
Non-Aiden: dies of murder and rape
by aiden not aiden October 3, 2018
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south aiken high school

a school where you are either a rich ass person or you're a pot head. sometimes, both. occasionally normal people. almost won state twice, but our quarterback threw the chance away twice and is now at a D2 school with the best running back in the state. our soccer team is legit, girls though, the boys suck. golf is not a sport. swimming does pretty good. volleyball games are only gone to to see some ass. the cheerleaders are mostly whores who have sex with their bestfriends ex or are boy crazy. some are legit. this is the worst school to possibly attend because we have a milkdud as our principal. oh we have coach waters as a legend who had sex with a student. only thing we have going is our football team. and that's barely good this year. so unless you are rich and/or like drugs, don't come here.
person 1: hey I am transferring to south aiken high school this year
person 2: are you a pot head or are you rich?
person 1: no I heard the teachers are very hands on there ;)
by bootysniffer6969 August 22, 2018
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Clay Aiken

American pop singer, who won American Idol in like 2005 or something like that. Its okay girls, he gay.
Mom: So Billy, whos your favorite singer?
Billy: Clay Aiken
Mom: But isn't he gay?
Billy: Maybe...
by xSWAGxNO FAG19 April 4, 2011
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