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Cop: Cop stands for "Cockmongoling Overdressed Pigs."

The Law: The Law stands for "Lulzworthy, Assholic Wanker." The Cops enforce the law; fucking pigs.
Cop: It's my duty to be a "Cockmongoling, Overdressed Pig." I help enforce the law because it's my job.

Me: You know what L.A.W stands for? It stands for "Lulzworthy, Assholic Wanker."

Cop: You're under arrest for indecent language.

Me: Fuck You!

Cop: Put your hands behind your back.

Me: Cool! 2 definitions in 1.
by wills0 June 21, 2010
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2 in the blood, 1 in the mudd

version of the shocker only during a woman's period and while she has dieria
It doesn't happen very often but last night during my woman's time of the month and after a hot plate of beans i gave her 2 in the blood, 1 in the mudd
by Ryan Stuffick May 17, 2005
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2 in the pink 1 in the stink

where you put 2 fingers in the vagina and 1 in the asshole
"yo i just gave my girl the 2 in the pink 1 in the stink combo"
by wh0killedgracie March 15, 2021
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2 in the front 1 in the back

When a guy and two of his friends find a girl they want to all do. They put up their index and middle finger and their pinkie up to show 2 of them want the front and the third gets the front. As in one of them inserts their penis in the girls mouth, one in the vagina, and one in the ass.
Dude me and my friends gave this one hot chick the 2 in the front 1 in the back!
by coolkidd123456789 December 11, 2009
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2 in the pink 1 in the stink

Your better than the average human being and you get bitches on the daily.
I threw up the 2 in the pink 1 in the stink and the women just kept coming in.
by Countryboy769 May 25, 2022
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1 in the bottom, 2 in the top, and finish on the bottom.

the boss phase sequence in destiny 2: Beyond Light's "Disgraced" strike, referring to the 1 phase the boss appears on the bottom at the start of the final encounter, the 2 phases up on the rear wooden platform, and a final phase back at the bottom of the room.

not an innuendo for sexual positioning whatsoever.
"remember, give her 1 in the bottom, 2 in the top, and finish on the bottom. take it easy now, so as to avoid accidents boys."
by ParkCity November 17, 2020
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