Sunglasses with UB Protection 

Sunglasses that protect men against bitchy, annoying women.

- Honey, let me see the soap opera please! You know how I love the soap opera! You can watch your football game some other time! You're being rude! OMG you're so rude
- Not listening to you. I'm wearing these Sunglasses with UB Protection: they protect me agains U Bitches!!!

Sunglasses with UB Protection by Jota ahahahaha July 22, 2012

Sunglasses Affect 

The sunglasses affect is a condition involving people who wear sunglasses, and the consequences of such can apply to both sexes. There is a general rule that people who wear sunglasses look more attractive. This applies especially to females. Males viewing a female or vice versa may think that the person wearing sunglasses is attractive, when in reality they may not be. This can be particularly devastating and emotionally crippling when the person you are staring at turns out to be not attractive. However, if the person is actually as attractive as the sunglasses hint at, the results are most satisfying. Hence, the sunglasses affect can be both positive and negative, but it is generally linked to the negative side.

sunglasses affect

Sunglasses Affect by gbullets June 20, 2010

Sunglasses Boi 

An urban legend about a stack pf sunglasses that will steal your sunglasses to become even more legendary.

Person 1" Is that Sunglasses Boi?"
Person 2" Yes, we need to be careful or else it will swipe our sunglasses."

Sunglasses Boi by Thereallola May 22, 2019

Sunglasses Whore

When a guy refuses to take sunglasses off, even when its cloudy or indoors, and chooses to keep them on his head as he believes they enhance how cool he is, yet they make him look like an even bigger douche.

Steven, take those sunglasses off its 9 at night you look like such a "Sunglasses Whore"
Wow your a huge douche...

Sunglasses Whore by yadigit August 6, 2010

sunglasses emoji 😎 

it represents coolness, or smartness, or success (the opposite of #fail) depending on the sentence. It could also refer to sunny weather.

Had a really productive day today 😎
(#success)

Or

My new car 😎
(#coolness)

Or

Did you know there are more galaxies in the universe than there are grains of sand in all the beaches of the world 😎
(#smartness)

Or

Beautiful day today 😎

Sunglasses emoji 😎

sunglasses emoji 😎 by Sanaz September 16, 2017

Sunglasses at night 

good music from the 80's

I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
Watch you weave then breathe your story lines
And I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
Keep track of the visions in my eyes
While, she's deceiving me
It cuts my security
Has she got control of me?
I turn to her and say
Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades, oh no
Don't masquerade with the guy in shades, oh no
I can't believe it
'Cause you've got it made with the guy in shades, oh no
I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
Forget my name while you collect your claim
And I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
See the light that's right before my eyes
While she's deceiving me
She cuts my security
Has she got control of me?
I turn to her and say
Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades, oh no
Don't masquerade with the guy in shades, oh no
I can't believe it
Don't be afraid of the guy in shades, oh no
It can't escape you
'Cause you got it made with the guy in shades, oh no
Oh no
I say
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I say it to you now
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I cry to you
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses

Sunglasses at night by udontknowmeidontknowu April 6, 2021

sunglasses at night 

a great song. its by a gay ass dude, but the song is really really cool. hawaii/grownmadoer/kanani/nuni loves it.

i wear my sunglasses at night, so i can see kanani on her corner at night

sunglasses at night by highrida4rmgrapestreet BBK February 16, 2005