The Lineman’s Touch

A sexual act when two Lineman touch tips, or dock, in a bucket truck. Then proceed to grab the high voltage power lines to “complete the circuit”.

Dan’s service was beautiful but embarrassing when they said he died from doing The Lineman’s Touch and we had to explain what that is to his parents.

by BFFLINEMAN September 22, 2023

linemen

the people who make the game run. everyone needs them. linebackers need them to make holes. good luck getting in without em. quarterbacks need em to be protected. good luck LIVING through a play without em

we need more respect and credit than we get. next time an o linemen is disrespected by the quarterback, do a "lookout call" and watch what happens. next time a defensive linemen is direspected by a teammate, wait that wont happen

by d-line-rock-sit September 29, 2009

Linemen

The strongest, biggest, and most powerful players in American Football. Though defensive and offensive linemen obviously don't get as much credit and glory as they deserve, they have more heart and determination then anyone else on the field. They are also probably the most lovable players out there because we are just so damn sexy like that. But seriously we do the dirty work so the guys behind us don't have to, so linemen deserve the most respect out of everyone. If you disagree with any of this, I dare you to tell your linemen how you feel, and you'll see how much you'll miss them when you're getting your ass kicked on every play.

1 Quarterback: Man Im glad I got these linemen on my side or Id be getting my ass kicked play after play.

2 Linebacker:
Wow I got 20 tackles so far. Good thing those linemen are plugging up those holes, or I wouldn't have any.

by 209 Casper August 14, 2009

Linemen

Most under rated players in the NFL

Offensive linemen do not get any credit for protecting the quaterback and running backs

by Naysayism October 28, 2003

Linemen

The most important part of a football team. Take the best Back field in the NFL, without a line, they can’t do anything. Linemen usually do all the work, yet get none of the credit. Can be found hanging out near a buffet

A team is only as good as it’s linemen

by RagingDeathFTW May 22, 2018

linemen pack

a football linemen's six pack in progress

he has a linemen pack

by gfIADFUGDGFOyegfyf December 19, 2010

Linemen

The guy up front does all the work and gets no credit most commonly found at Chinese buffet

Linemen are the most important player on a football team

by Linemen March 10, 2019