A rather large man who gets very exited at the thought of deficating in urinals. Preferable school urinals
by Matthew Ahern October 16, 2020

David is a man that would put peanut butter on his nuts and walk to the nearest animal shelter while his pants are still down
Person a: did you see the david here earlier.
Person b: yeah i did, i hope he got stopped before he reached the animal shelter.
Person b: yeah i did, i hope he got stopped before he reached the animal shelter.
by theoneandonlydavid January 26, 2024

David is gay and always thinks he’s right and will argue for hours inevitably getting you pissed off but sometimes he can be a good friend
by Nubblys2 August 11, 2020

Cute ass nigga wit a big dick and a good since of humor he like girls and he will take your girl if he think she cute
by anonymous November 21, 2021

David is…
Let’s say a very special person. He has a huge heart, generous nature and loves to crank the volume on his stereo while watching homeless women masturbate.
He also hangs around with guys named Ricky. Fuck you Ricky!
Let’s say a very special person. He has a huge heart, generous nature and loves to crank the volume on his stereo while watching homeless women masturbate.
He also hangs around with guys named Ricky. Fuck you Ricky!
by Poopsie68 July 25, 2025

Also known as a “affidavit,” this is used when someone calls the police on their child’s mother, but then decides they don’t want her to be arrested, because then he would have to take care of the kid.
by 3works4me August 12, 2024

Alan David is one of the most amazing guys that you will ever meet, guaranteed. He is sweet, gentle, kind, strong, sensitive, and caring. He always puts everyone before himself and he never gets mad at people. Everything that he says is something that he means. You should always trust him. If you ever get a chance to meet a Alan David, be careful of what you say and do around him, and don't ever let him go. You may never get him back.
by ADR1702 November 23, 2021
