Wade’s cookies

Objectively the best chocolate-chip cookies ever made by a human being

Hey man, have you tried those Wade’s cookies? My mom cried for days because she can’t repeat the recipe

by Bilbo Schmaggins January 2, 2021

Suck cookie

To tell someone to go fuck themselves. Synonym: spurgt.

Suck cookie, Rachel - I told Mum on you.

by Tough:cookie March 27, 2024

Jack-off Cookies

Jack Off and then make a batch of cookies. Kind and flavor matters not, just cookies. Not to be confused with Jacking off in cookie batter or dough before cooking. If you delay cookies making to rub one out first, the cookies are Jack-off Cookies

The party was only a few hours away but I was so horned up that I ended up bringing Jack-Off Cookies to the bar mitzvah.

by Connie Bates May 13, 2016

Dropping Cookies

Farting

I hear you dropping cookies!

by scv3 January 1, 2022

Pull a cookie

To pull a cookie is when somebody asks you to pull up, but they don't do it themselves.

How to 'Pull a cookie' 101.

Ron Artester: "1V1 BRID ME IN EDGE YOU SPASTIC KID?"
Person 1: "Ok im here, world 325"
Person 1: "Are you coming or what?"
Person 1: "I'm here waiting..."
Ron Artester: "Stfu retard!"
*Person 1 gets blocked by Ron Artester*

by donolesen March 29, 2020

Cookies

Klonopin pills

How many cookies did you take

by rick smiff October 31, 2018

Cookie Wookie

When you visit the bakery section of a grocery store and purposely cut a fart on baked goods and/or placing public hair on the goods.

Dude, that old lady just cut in front of me in the checkout line!! Don't worry man...see that birthday cake in her cart? I gave it a cookie wookie when she want lookin

by ShillyBop November 18, 2025